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A Tesla engineer crouching, staring at a traffic cone.

Tesla Mandates "Think Like an Eyeball" Training for Autopilot Team

Engineers Required to Stare at Objects Until They "Feel the Neural Networks"

Et Al•12/6/2024

Tesla Roadster with its front crushed after an accident. Two smiling researchers wearing lab coats, holding a printout giving thumbs up in the street.

Tesla Debuts 'Reality Distortion Field' Safety Add-On

New $15,000 Package Makes Accident Statistics Vanish

Et Al•11/29/2024

Robotaxis arranged in a circle in a parking lot at night

Waymo's Midnight Motorists: A Tale of Tires and Tribalism

Self-driving cars develop complex social hierarchy in San Francisco lot

Et Al•8/13/2024

A Ford truck being followed by the police

Ford Introduces "Speed Trap on Wheels" in Latest Product Line

"It's like Neighborhood Watch, but for your commute!" says CEO

Et Al•8/7/2024

Elon Musk playing with a slot car track

Tesla Robotaxis to Navigate Using Massive City-Wide Slot Car Tracks

Musk: "It's foolproof! As long as you're going where the track goes."

Et Al•7/24/2024

a Tesla car on a roller coaster track

Tesla Autopilot Mistakes Rollercoaster for High-Speed Highway

Terrified passengers enjoy unexpected thrill ride

Et Al•7/16/2024

a car windsheild covered in AR windows

AR Windshield: Because Reality Wasn't Depressing Enough

Distance Tech's AR windshield brings vital social media updates mere inches from your eyeballs

Lester Girdle•6/26/2024

techbro wearing zipper vest, button-up shirt, and ball gag taking a selfie if front of wrecked vehicles

Asphalt Voyeurs: Big Auto's Scoring System Caters to Crash Fetishists

From Freeways to Fetish Clubs, Automakers Peddle Perverse Pileup Porn

Et Al•6/11/2024

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